Dusty Brian

1. An increasingly and unbearably slow speed of thought, as a result of a witty criticism so intense said victim is left speechless.

2. A "so's your face" moment.

"Sally totally had a dusty brian when Oliver told her she punched like a little girl."

by Fraddence September 13, 2010

dusty wheelchair

When you fuck a paraplegic in a old wheelchair.

Bro I gave Amanda a dusty wheelchair

by Lmfao69 June 8, 2016

Dusty doorknob

Dusty doorknob a person who gives bad vibes or just basically dusty

Kierra is a dusty doorknob she give me bad vibes and always be dusty

by Unknownnowkyss December 25, 2020

Dusty Canyon

(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack.

Yo, Aaron totally gave Kate a dusty canyon. When she found out, she hunted him down and beat the stuffing out of him.

by Rigid Cat Penis January 20, 2012

Dusty Bakery

When a pregnant woman preforms sexual acts with an elderly man

Yo, my i caught my boss banging my pregnant wife, talk about a dusty bakery

by GetHighWitUs January 30, 2015

Dusty cyclops

Dip your penis into some cake mix and put it in someone’s eye

Yo I just dusty cyclopsed that ho larissa.

by Monkeymanjones June 21, 2021

dusty missle

When you do anal with someone and they fire out your dick with explosive diarrhea.

We're going out for Mexican tonight baby. I want me a dusty missle

by Houstonwehaveaproblem April 11, 2016