by the dragon June 5, 2012

a faggot who thinks he can do everything and looks like an ugly monkey nigger who is two-faced as fuck and has a big ego about his dick
Hey guys Dylan here and I'm gonna be everything I want to be but put no effort into what I want to accomplish!
by dylanthenigger123 May 24, 2018

Dylan is an ugly nonce that normally kidnaps little kids between the ages 3-14. He is really hideous and doesn’t have many friends. You shouldn’t get on the bad side of him he will completely fuck you up.
No body really likes him as he is a hoe and is rude to everyone. His mum Will leave him bc he was is ugly.
No body really likes him as he is a hoe and is rude to everyone. His mum Will leave him bc he was is ugly.
Dylan is a nonce!
by Habechl November 8, 2020

A male who likes sex even though he is clearly too young and too uneducated for it. He will pretend to care and like the girl until he gets her alone in her house, to which he tries to get it in.
Haley: "I went out with him for a long time, I thought he loved me! But one time he came to my house, turns out he's just a Dylan."
Ellen: After a year of pretending to love me, I saw how he was a true Dylan when he came to my house.
Ellen: After a year of pretending to love me, I saw how he was a true Dylan when he came to my house.
by maryandhaleyarecool November 29, 2010

Nice hands feet dylan
by group work save May 18, 2017

A guy who studied literally every fact ever and now knows it. Team with him in trivia. He will fact check u though and is very serious so don’t start arguing with him. Also is terrible at minecraft and games in general. He’s trashhhhh. Dylan’s will also bully you, and won’t let you see their sister. 0/10. 🤬🤬🤬
by importantperson April 2, 2020
