Chows

crazy absurd {chaos} {zero control}

This party in Florida will be total and complete chows. What the chows is going on? Welcome to Chowsland, a place where total and complete chows takes place

by Max Chowsland April 23, 2019

Puppy chow

When one puts powdered sugar on another ones asshole and licks it off.

Before we have sex, why don't you have some puppy chow?;)

by johnnyblaine October 10, 2015

Chow

‣ Verb

- To consume, to be fooled (more commonly used in a sports setting) or to initiate intimacy .

Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.

“He did some crazy sidestep and I chowed!”
“Oan chowed his babes.”
“I chowed his food!”

by some dwass oan April 19, 2024

High school dog chow

When the emo high school girl can’t help to express her creativity with a big face plant in her carefully made school lunch followed by a gargled inhale that is followed by sloppy noises. The food makes it’s way into the mouth of the clueless human being that thinks they have the soul of a dog trapped inside them unaware that they are being recorded as they eat their food in this disgusting manner.

My ex came back for me, so I ate her ass like it was high school dog chow.

by The legendary trash fire January 25, 2022

Jaiden Chow

Jaiden likes Francyne. He has a passion for band, but he never practices. No one wants to be a Jaiden except Francyne. Jaiden is a stick, he was once a kabob.

Jaiden Chow can't get any girls except for francyne unless if he tries in band.

by JaidenChow January 13, 2020

sam chow

some chinese dickhead with shit eyebrows

Girl: oh my god that chinese guy is kinda cute
Boy: lol yeah but check out those shit eyebrows he's probably a dickhead too
Girl: oh my god hes such a sam chow

Boy: kill yourself

by iwasuplatenightballing November 28, 2017

CHOW ASS

1) The act of eating ass in an all-out manner. There is no second guessing, no hesitation, no asking for permission, no being a little bitch; you just go for it like you own their butthole. Tongue usually penetrates far beyond the rim- the true portal to their soul.

2) The destigmatization of anilingus:

Chow Ass: "I would never lick her butt (that's disgusting), but I would DEFINITELY chow her ass"

by thisisclassmore May 19, 2023