Hot Carl

When a man shits on another mans face

Yo bro, lemme give you a hot carl

by Joeef February 7, 2022

Carl-Oscar

Carl-Oscar is one of the most sexy people you can find. He's often bald, even as a child. His IQ is most likely on 75 but that doesn't matter because if you know a Carl-Oscar you have a true friend. His temper isn't always good, though. If you touch him or offend him he can very mad and beat you up even though he's pretty small. He's pretty

megalomania.

Holy cow, Carl-Oscar looks hot!
What's up, dude, did you see Carl Oscar go crazy yesterday?!
Wow, Carl-Oscar has no hair, lol

by Kaptajn Bertel April 1, 2019

carl punch

when you beat the crap out of carl

who wants to meet up and do a carl punch later

by SHMOOPERS December 2, 2016

Carl Wheezer

The all-mighty croissant overlord, as well as the man who will get Jimmy's Mom.

Has 578 allergies, but can still eat ANYTHING.

Hey, Jimmy's mom? Carl Wheezer is pretty fine eh?

by Shrek_The_Second May 8, 2023

Angry Carl

The act of shitting diarrhia in a tube sock and finding the nearest person to smack in the face with the mud surprise! Be sure to tie off the open end of the sock and wear a face mask! Shit shrapnell is not cool.

"I just gave the homeless guy on the curb an Angry Carl! He got really shitty about it to!"

by Jack-N-Off May 6, 2010

Atomic Carl

An Atomic Carl is when you actually get your head up someone or somethings asshole, and you get your cranium forced out ahead of the feces.

Ron the elephant trainer got his noggin in "Susie" the elephants behind at exactly the right time for his first Atomic Carl.

by Fringegolfer July 24, 2008

Salty Carl

Two lesbians piss on each other's pile of shit (must be three feet high), roll around in it repeatedly then scissor, while a man named Carl cums in one's ear. Then a Mexican masked pro-wrestler jumps on the fatter lesbian's stomach and head dives into the skinnier lesbian's pussy. Then she performs a Mexican masked pro-wrestler child birth into previously stated pile of shit and piss.

Two lesbians piss on each other's pile of shit (must be three feet high), roll around in it repeatedly then scissor, while a man named Carl cums in one's ear. Then a Mexican masked pro-wrestler jumps on the fatter lesbian's stomach and head dives into the skinnier lesbian's pussy. Then she performs a Mexican masked pro-wrestler child birth into previously stated pile of shit and piss. Now you've performed the "Salty Carl."

by Carlz Salty May 5, 2014