Canadian Hamburger

Canadian Hamburger: When you find yourself sitting in the snow naked and stand up and a little bit of shit comes out

Person 1: Yo bro aren't you cold?

Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.

Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!

Person 2: Oh dude It's a Canadian Hamburger

by Jay2233 March 10, 2020

Canadian Slingshot

Quickly pulling across multiple lanes of traffic without signalling. Most commonly done immediately after getting on the highway.

Holy fucknuggets! Did you see that dipshit pull a Canadian Slingshot? And right in front of a cop, too!

by Fat & Furious December 21, 2013

Canadian Classics

The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.

You're a beauty.

Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?

Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?

Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?

by Bobby Beauty April 20, 2020

Snitch Canadian

Snitch Canadian does not have anything wit Canada to do. If you're a Snitch Canadian it means that you're a snitch that doesn't come from where you live at the moment. or in other words, it's a snitch that does not live where he was born.
So if am from America and i go to another country and snitch on people, I am a Snitch Canadian.

(A guy that comes from Australia but lives in the United States that's about to snitch)
An epic guy: Ey bro if you snitch right now you're a Snitch Canadian because you're from Australia but live in America.

by BirkiYeetRice October 16, 2019

Canadian Lube

Maple syrup used for lubrication.

Hold on, I think I'm going to need the Canadian Lube.

by thelordofkeks August 3, 2016

canadian cauliflower

A bitch

Hey you Canadian Cauliflower

by Kaylswim January 29, 2017

canadian spiderdog

Grade A maple syrup is first imported from the hills of Saskatchewa canada. The male coats his 8 fingers sufficiently with syrup (no thumbs). He then prepares his victim by putting her in the doggy position. the 8 fingers coated in syrup then glide into the anus. the victim screams EEHH! until climax is reached

I gave your mother a Canadian spiderdog in the wee hours of the morning

by Shit stain April 16, 2015