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Noble idiot

A person who 'sacrifices' their own happiness with the assumption that they are bringing happiness to the person they are sacrificing for, when in fact, this sacrifice makes the other person even more unhappy.
Prime Minister: I'm in a contract marriage with you and now you're telling me that my real missing and presumed dead wife is really alive?
I: Yes. So I'm going to leave you even though we've decided we actually love each other and want to marry for real now.
Prime Minister: But I don't want my old wife back. She pretended to be dead so I hate her now. But I love you, you noble idiot.
I: Tough. I'm gonna travel the world and write a kids book. Get back with your old wife.
*Prime Minister proceeds to not get back with old wife because he hates her while I mopes because she's depressed she left the Prime Minister*
by kshyt0385 February 5, 2014
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Idalid

Pronunciation: \ˈī-däl-ˈid
Function: adverb, adjective, noun, part of a word, transitive verb, intransitive verb, preposition.

n.

Meaning 'worthy of love' in 7 different languages, it has recently become slang for 'the best huger in the whole wide world'.

Idalid will make you a friendly, approachable, and a generous person.

Idalid can be firm, positive, and independent in her own ideas and in reaching her own decisions, yet when it comes to taking action or following things through to completion, she often needs encouragement.

Idalid is smart, beautiful, sarcastic, loving, helpful, and supportive. She'll give her all in everything that she does, even if she isn't sure how to do it.

Known for giving great advice, being extremely protective of the ones she loves, saving the day on a regular basis, and corrupting the minds of young children.

Idalid has fantastic taste in anything and everything (especially men), and looks fantastic without even trying. It just isn't fair.

Immune to criticism and bad weather, she can do anything with grace and perfection. Idalid's almost too perfect. You could hate her if you didn't know her, but if you do, she'd still be your best friend.

Idalid's the biggest sweetheart you'll ever meet. She deserves a hug, just as long as you don't pull her hair. Or poke her feet. If you do, she'll switch into a Bailey, and roundhouse kick your ass. Anyway, leave the hair alone.
A: That girl gave me a toothache.
B: Wow she must be real Idalid.

The sun is shining and birds are singing, I can tell today's going to be another Idalid day.

A: I use to having trouble sleeping, but I found a cure.
B: Counting sheep?
A: No, counting Idalids

If the Beatles were still writing songs, their next one would be "All you need is Idalid"
by K. Dagger February 3, 2010
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y'all'd've'f'i'd've

you all would have if I would have
person 1: *backs out*
Person 2: y'all'd've'f'i'd've
Person 3, whose second language is English: *crying*
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idk

I’ve been looking everywhere to find out what idk means but no sites I’ve been to seem to know! Every time I search “what does idk mean” I always get told “I don’t know”. Nobody seems to know.
Me: Hey google what does idk mean?
Google: I don’t know.
Me: God damnit.
by cg3k March 29, 2020
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IDFW

by Sauce Boss Dre December 15, 2012
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idk man

"I don't know man"

It's used at the end of a long piece of advice just so that if the person takes the advice and things go wrong, the advice giver can't be blaimed for it.
I think you should ask her out, but idk man.
by Accidental_discovery June 21, 2016
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