Petty Zoo

When two or more bitches attempt to match each other in childish behavior, substituting genuine and honest conversation with sneer comments and petty remarks.

Basically any episode of "Real Housewives" or anything on TLC is like the San Diego of Petty Zoos.

by TonyTheTampon July 15, 2017

Shit Zoo

1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.

2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.

Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

Zoo

A place where you can go see a variety of different animals and have fun with family or friends.

Son: Mom can we go to the zoo
Daughter: Yes can we
Mother: Yes we can

by King Alec Zahl February 27, 2020

Zoo Keeper

If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.

Zoo keepers are keeping us wrapped up in the matrix.

by Darwin800 August 16, 2024

Zoo

A collective noun for a bunch of animals in one place. Derived from the surname Tzu, the term was inspired by the renowned inventor of fighting Sun Tzu, who was one of the first to make zoos occur unnaturally. This was done when he pooled his fight money together to buy two of every animal on Earth, before proceeding to herd them onto a boat and beat the crap out of every single one.

“I saw a loaf in one of the cages at the local zoo. It was bread in captivity.”

by Dinosnores24 March 23, 2022

Morbid Zoo

It's like a zoo, right? But it's full of morbid shit. Mmmm, so much morbid ... so much shit. So much zoo! And yet, it fucks. The Morbid Zoo fucks - hard.

Of course I let him fuck me, he likes the Morbid Zoo!

What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?

It's Morbidzooin' Time!

by the_time's_come_and_so_have_I June 26, 2025

zoo-phile

A person who is sexually attracted to animals.

Ew they are a zoo-phile

by SmallAfton January 8, 2023