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The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.
“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”
by Stretch47 November 3, 2020
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Fuck... Your... Kids

Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."
by Hym Iam January 24, 2024
mugGet the Fuck... Your... Kidsmug.

fuck your shampoo

The thing @lancebkr on TikTok always is saying to do and it supposedly helps your hair for some people. 🗿🗿🗿
Dude, you gotta fuck your shampoo🗿
by AverageAdonislover69 August 14, 2022
mugGet the fuck your shampoomug.

Fuck your girlfriend may

during may people can fuck their girlfriend and be horny towards them. there is nothing their girlfriend can do about it
Yo bro its fuck your girlfriend may!
Bet.
by safasgaga May 13, 2024
mugGet the Fuck your girlfriend maymug.

fuck your muck

You would fuck your muck in that wouldn't ya?
by Lesliegrantham July 21, 2018
mugGet the fuck your muckmug.
June 21st. The day when u and your best friend get in bed and you know..fuck
"OMG WHY ARE U TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES?!!?!"

"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"
by Im_gay_for_the_egg June 20, 2021
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Fuck your friend Day

Fuck your friend day is the national day where you can fuck one friend.
The day is every friday.
Daniel: Oh my god Serwan, today is fuck your friend day!
Serwan: Letzdoit!
by Norman Angile January 10, 2023
mugGet the Fuck your friend Daymug.

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