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You're Such a Dek!

When someone wants to call someone else a 'dick' but their crappy Pakistani accent makes them sound like 'Dek!'
Guy 1: You're Such a Dek!.... I mean,...
Guy 2: Ha Ha, you're Pakistani
by Jack De October 18, 2008
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You're Autistic

A joke. This is what you say when someone is acting like a fucking dumbass. Some people use offensive humor. Get over it bitches.
Kelly: *Twerks like an Egg*
Helen: "Kelly, you're autistic."
by longschlong123 January 29, 2018
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You're Tall

The lamest opening line imaginable, especially when used to greet a stripper in thigh-high leather boots with six-inch heels. Typically used by (1) men with no game whatsoever (2) closet homosexuals making an overt attempt to appear hetero and (3) asexual men who, like closet homosexuals, want to appear interested but are actually more interested in model trains than tits and ass. May also be used clueless men who do not realize that conversation is unnecessary and cash alone will cause her to shed clothing like a molting snake and dry hump you like there is no tomorrow.
At the tittie bar Scott approached Candy and greeted her with, 'You're Tall." She knew immediately that he was not interested in lap dances let alone a trip to the champagne room. Without saying anything she walked away seeking a profitable encounter with a man interested in more that conversation.
by live le Capri November 17, 2010
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You're Welcome

n. the unsolicited response, to the thanks which was never given, given upon completion of a wholly one-sided sexual act benefiting only the speaker.

v. to afford the other party with the opportunity to fellate you, free of the unfortunate encumbrance of reciprocity, feeling, or any other contact other than that between mouth and penis.
n.
SomeGuy: (finishes fellatio)
Mortimore Goth: (recipient of fellatio) "You're welcome."

v.
"I 'you're welcomed' a Pakistani barista with shingles and a retired cab-driver this weekend."
by Mortimore Goth December 21, 2009
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you're fine

simply understandingly speechlessly knowingly give a hug
after your friend got booed off stage: "come here you stupid hairy dolphin, you luminous earthquake"

"let me soak your brain cells in sugary tomato soup. you're fine"
by Krkič February 26, 2019
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you're short

DC term to say you're screwed/that's your problem. Like when you are short on money, it's an issue you have to deal with, which is where the term stems from
"Hey son I needa ride and don't got bread for a cab, can u pick me up?"

"Naw son I'm not around ur way and don't got gas like that, so you're short"
by Eminemie November 26, 2013
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fag, you're it!

(like "tag, you're it!")

A gay people habit of labelling others as gay, even when they're not gay
by catfight12 January 12, 2009
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