When I was 9 years old...

A term said by Asian parents to show you how fucked up their lives were back then.

"Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023

last online 5 years ago

one of the saddest things to read

old friend: I gtg to bed now see u tomorrow
me: Oh ok cya
"then they become last online 5 years ago :("

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee July 9, 2023

Autumn Years

Someone who looks older than they are

Check out Autumn Years

by Ralph Steamer August 16, 2005

4 more years

A chant used to make libtards cry.

Blm protesters: BLACK LIVES MATTER IF YOU DONT AGREE WE WILL STOP YOUR TRUCK!!!
50 year old conservative just tryna get home to his dog: 4 MORE YEARS!!!! (He will now proceed to plow through the dumbass white people thinking they can make a difference with his jacked up dodge Cummins.

by Redneck Steve September 28, 2020

golden years

the years in which you take the most pees and get peed on the most.

man don't you just miss the golden years? where you could take a golden shower every day and everyone was united with pee?

by Robbie ah ooh ooh! September 24, 2003

Yease

A portmanteau of "yes" and "please." Used as a quicker, informal way of saying "yes, please."

Marcus: "Can I get you a beer?"

Todd: "Yease!"

by Phoood Dude January 7, 2012

3 years

when your just that horny that you can't even wait til 16 to get down and dirty

Boy named Brady: Fuck I can't wait 3 years

by dumb_bitch68 June 27, 2020