Yanking my cranberries

When your grandma reaches for the cranberries but misses and grabs your cock and balls

Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries

by Shalalallala December 1, 2020

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Get the Yanking my cranberriesmug.

you don't have to yank it two horns

you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's

My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns

by taylor hook December 14, 2013

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Get the you don't have to yank it two hornsmug.

Yanking off

When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts

Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"

by anonymous July 4, 2024

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Get the Yanking offmug.

Yanking his chain

Jerking off

*boy bsf sends a video saying he is yanking his chain*
Was he really yanking his chain

by bellajo113 January 3, 2020

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Get the Yanking his chainmug.

yank stank fever

The term describes people from the north aka YANKS, YANKEES, or GREASE-BALLS, rapidly populatiing the south while having very unpleasant body odor and smell. (mainly fishy or just bad smelling)

In recent years, people have seen the effects of YANK STANK FEVER in the south ex; colleges and college towns.

The party last night would have been much better, but YANK STANK FEVER caused everyone to leave cause of their yank like ways and very bad smell.

by TARHEELSPIMP23 December 25, 2012

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