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Columbian wristwatch 

A way the cartel shows you don't try to fuck them. First, they slit your wrist, then they stick your dick in your wrist to slow down the bleeding. Every few minutes they pull your dick out and "find out what time it is" then put it back before you bleed out too much. It's a slow death.
Chris tried to fuck the Colombians over so they gave him a new Columbian wristwatch.

Colombian wristwatch 

The cartel slits your wrist then cuts your dick off and sticks it in your wrist.
The Colombians offered Mike Mike a deal, he could have a Colombian necktie or he could have a Colombian wristwatch. Mike Mike begged for the Columbian necktie but they gave him a Colombian wristwatch instead.

Stanky Wrist 

You put something stanky on your wrist and put it under someones nose and hope for the best.
Yo homie I stanky wristed him good
Stanky Wrist by Tsunim_ December 21, 2019

Corona wrist 

When you blow your wrist out because you have been quareteined at home for two weeks and you are masterbating 24/7
I tried to play baseball today but my Corona wrist was acting up

Bohemian Wristwatch 

An extremely vigorous back handed masturbation performed by a wife on her husband while he is still half asleep
I was dozing off when I asked my wife what the time was. You can imagine my surprise when she produced the bohemian wristwatch

Limp Wrist Syndrome 

Limp wrist syndrome is a slag term for someone being queer

Abbreviated as LWS
Example:
“ I’m pretty sure mark has limp wrist syndrome “

“Dude dan totally has LWS right?”
Limp Wrist Syndrome by Jj198_4 September 24, 2021