wichser

Wichser is a common german insult with not much meaningful impact behind itself (see the background information later).

It is only used for male targets, because "wichsen" or "wixxen" is a synonym for (ejaculation) from masturbation. Sometimes is it used ironically from friends.

Wichse = cum
Wichser = (bad) person
Wichsen = masturbation with ejaculation

The background:
Masturbation was considered a sin by religious people. So a "Wichser" was a sinner, a bad person.

In modern days the background can be another:
If you need to masturbate, you have no girlfriend because you are a loser or ugly/ unlikeable.

Franz hat mir mein Geld immernoch nicht wieder gegeben. Dieser Wichser.

Ironically:

Hey Peter, du alter Wichser!

by AdolfKackeBart August 13, 2022

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Which one it’s gone be

A slogan used to describe someone who says one thing then says something else to contradict the last thing they said.

Keisha said she went to the store and went straight home and that’s all she did all, then she said she got called into work early and couldn’t go to the store. So her friend asked well which one it’s gone be.

by ShawtyDT November 5, 2022

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