Wiggling

When one is unable to achieve an erection and can’t give even the slightest weinering. It is considered wiggling, which is defined as the continued act of mashing one’s article in order to stimulate the clitorus, thereby considered sexually competent enough to not be gay.

Last night, upon leaving the bar after last call with a 2/10, I couldn’t provide an adequate weinering, which subsequently led me to supplying her with a vigorous wiggling, therefore I nailed her. Not gay.

by eL_dao January 11, 2025

Wiggle

The action of getting on the floor and acting like an idiot

Harold got on the floor and did a little wiggle for me

by Road kill for dinner October 17, 2019

Wiggle Wert

Informal noun
When a person, figuratively and in action, is a little small worm-like creature.

That Charlotte is just like an energetic kitten, she’s definitely a wiggle wert.

by Supersoaker9000 April 21, 2021

Wiggle butt

When a chunky, black and brown, Chihuahua terrier mix named Tanner, shakes his tail/butt profusely.

"Hey! look at Tanner he has a wiggle butt!"

by Cruzington October 2, 2023

wiggling & wangling

Wheeling and dealing

Wiggling & wangling resulted inasmuch in much haggling.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Wiggling

The act of someone attempting to escape a difficult situation that they do not want to be a part of. This is usually executed using sly and sneaking forms such as crawling under tables.

Bro, he's wiggling.
John got in an argument with Anthony, he started wiggling to escape.

by Tailor of Chaos March 24, 2023

Wiggle Womper

Someone who hooks up with lots of different people for cuddling, not sex.

- Clarissa is such a slut.
- Nah, she's just a wiggle womper.

by XbesiegeX October 18, 2016