asshole whisperer

Someone whom has a gift and understanding in communication with assholes

Everywhere we go he always ends up talking to assholes being defined the asshole whisperer

by asshole whispered December 24, 2017

Wood Whisperer

A woman who can give you wood just by her voice

That woman at the bar must have been a wood whisperer. She gave me a hard on just with her voice.

by Eye Glass Pimp October 5, 2015

DM Whispering

When one person leaves the group chat to dm someone else in the groupchat privately

Katie left the gc just to tell me that she hates everyone in it and is just trying to be nice. I hate that she is always DM Whispering.

by business casual February 4, 2019

Hedge Whisperer

n. Man who becomes one with the hedge. Literally. Usually indigenous to Bangor NI and requires lager pints for communing.

Rona: Why is Roy stuck in our hedge at 3am?

Me: Don't worry, he's the hedge whisperer now that the pub's closed.

by Annieger June 22, 2012

ghost whisper

A crack head who's vagina is so cursed that any male who has sex with her meets an untimely death, once said male has passed away the female crack head will declare her undying love for the deceased male. By photo shopping pictures of herself into photos with him, this is until her cursed vagina claims another victim. And so the circle of ghost continues.

The ghost whisperer it at it again
The ghost whisperer showing up in photos with people in locations she's never been with them

by B-S leader November 18, 2018

Bomb Whisperer

Name for special forces personnel who's job is specifically to call for fire or air support (bombs) on targets in a mission area of operations.

Bomb Whisperer to Reaper, fire mission. JDAM to 34.632104, 69.079971, danger close. stand by for authentication...

by b4ctom1 June 15, 2011

The Vagina Whisperer

Sheldon

I hangout with The Vagina Whisperer, I had so many orgazms that I am getting wet just thinking about it.

by The V.W. December 10, 2021