Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."

Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.

by Charli XXX November 6, 2014

Where am I

1. To be considerably drunk; to have consumed at least 7 standard drinks
2. A state of excessive inebriation; to become disorientated
3. Greater than I'm very happy to be here and lesser than Who am I

*Drunken Contemplation*
Dude: Ok, I can feel grass underneath meh, and I've puked up once; but Where am I?

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

whench

a person who exibits massive sexual tendencies...

prostitutes, whores, heather mazurkewich...

by Gianmarco December 9, 2003

where the fuck am i?

A question commonly used after a heavy intake of alcoholic beverages.

Ex. Bro where the fuck am I?

Past tense:

Bro where the fuck were we?

Future tense:

Bro where the fuck are we going to be?

Present tense:

Bro where the fuck... *passes out from intoxication

by Schradamon July 6, 2014

fuck 'em where they fart

Self-explanatory. Indicates that someone else's opinion doesn't really matter to you.

They don't like it? Fuck 'em where they fart!

by MeAnthony October 2, 2006

where do you get off

Used in challenging a person who has said or done something offensive as an equivalent of the expression, "how dare you?"

Where do you get off saying such a thing?

by SacreBleu April 5, 2008

I remember when I had my first beer.

An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.

(Audience member): What's your mood watch say?
(Martin): Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.

by dcd$ January 21, 2011