weather fucked

where you get screwed out of doing something because the weather outside sucks dick.

I really wanted to go fishing this weekend but i got weather fucked.

by Crazy Ninja Monkey January 30, 2009

Weatherman

Someone you beat on a regular basis.

I'm gonna have to beat the weatherman.

by Sniffingmonster July 20, 2009

weather bomb

Used by the media in New Zealand to over sensationalize bad weather

A weather bomb was dropped on Auckland causing mayhem as people are forced to wear rain jackets.

by Adam 'Gobais' Muzza September 25, 2008

Weather man

Dumb asses in suits who can't get the weather right for shit.

Weather man: it's going to be sunny and in the 80s today

*looks outside, it's 20 degrees and snowing*

Guy 1: fuck, now are plans are cancelled thanks to the shit forecast

by Joe 312 August 20, 2014

under the weather

1. ill

2. alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I am feeling under the weather today.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

wethersfield

A boring town near Hartford CT. Besides it's few perks, everyone who lives there looks inbred. You'll be lucky to go to a party with any kind of liquor besides Dubra, because that's all these cheap scums can afford.

Person 1: What are your New Years Eve plans?
Person 2: I'm going to a party with some ugly whores and lots of Dubra.
Person 1: You must be from Wethersfield

by JNuggZ December 30, 2013

Top down weather

A corny and irritating phrase that is usually spoken as a poor substitution for an intelligent remark. Although usually used in casual conversation during the warmer months of the year, some choose to use it, inappropriately, during the winter. Such blatantly incorrect usage and unoriginality should be a shore sine that you are talking to a, stupid Saab driving, child raping, job stealing, impotent, arrogant fuck up.

Mike: It's top down weather
*ACCUAL WEATHER IS 30 DEGRES AND LIGHTLY SNOWING*
Anyone with a brain: It clearly isn't. why would you say that, How are you so ignorant.

by Mike Degorgio September 25, 2005