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Toss The Weasel

To smoke weed with a group. Pass the pipe, burn one down, puff puff pass.
lets toss the weasel before we go frisbee golfing
by petaridactyl June 14, 2011
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Marf Weasel

That humurous fart when it starts out with a pop, immediatley followed by a long high pitched sound ending the fart. Sounds like, "Pow, weeeeeeee"
"Did you hear Chris' loud Marf weasel in class today"? Even the teacher laughed!
by Jimbo75 October 3, 2011
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Weasel Words

Weasel words are commonly used amongst bureaucrats to appear as if they have an idea of what they are talking about. Beware when using in written communication as someone smarter may just pull you up.
Did you catch that legend carve up Caroline at the hearing?
Caroline? The weasel words chick?
Yeah, that Caroline.
Nah mate, couldn't cop all the gibberish.
by DontBeaMaurice November 20, 2020
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crazed weasels

Putatively horny and out-of-control rutting beasts.
They checked into the Motel 6 and fucked like crazed weasels.
by octopod November 22, 2003
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Sugar Weasel

Sugar Weasel is an adult entertainer who performs as a naked clown. He works rock venues, club openings etc. but is probably most well known for being a male escort catering to women with clown fetishes ( see: Coulrophilia)
Sugar Weasel is a bad ass clown, did you see the size of his dick?
by Madame Munster September 7, 2013
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Tenderizing the Weasel

The act of masturbation, beating and/or jerking off.
Dude, I totally just walked in on Mark while he was tenderizing the weasel!
by justsomeotherguy May 8, 2009
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shine the weasel

i'm going to watch some porn and shine the weasel.
by G1969 November 6, 2017
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