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Washington Monument

Noun.

A sexual maneuver in which a man engages in sexual intercourse with a woman from behind (i.e, doggie style). Then, upon climax, the man pulls out and ejaculates in that sexy little dimple in the woman's back (forming the Reflecting Pool) and immediately claps his hands above his head (forming a point) and holds this position until slapped.

Note: This move is enhanced if the man holds a blinking red light in his hands and/or whistles "Hail to the Chief" during the formation of the monument.
Dude, I was fucking this hottie last night and gave her the ol' Washington Monument. I felt so patriotic.

Guy at a bar goes up to a cute girl and asks, "Have you ever visited the Washington Monument?" The girl replies, "No, why?" The guy answers, "Would you like to?" The guy then takes the girl back to his place and proceeds to perform the above mentioned act.
by JD, esq. March 11, 2008
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washington heights

Where the haze is at...
Yo son, let's go to washington heights and cop a dub.
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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Waming

Waming is a word used by a moronic fuck who can't spell Warming. This person may also be the president like in the movie idiocracy but worse!
by RoanokeKaiju January 29, 2019
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Washington Apples

A reference to the testicles of Washington boys.
Girl: I wouldn't mind sucking on his Washington Apples.
by LawSchoolNerd March 12, 2009
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Waving

A form of grinding that is not as aggressive and is more classy
Girl: Dude did u see Jason and Becca grinding last night?!?!?!?
Girl 2: Bro they were just waving......but Tyler and Dannica were grinding

Girl: Ohhhhh that makes sense!
by silent snakes July 22, 2019
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wooden window waxing

The act of having sex with a woman on the sill of a window, preferably a wooden framed one, but with a fun twist. After a good amount of thrusting, the woman proceeds to shit profusely against the window's glass. The man then moves on to the "waxing" which consists of rubbing the poo all around the glass in a circular motion with the woman's ass. The ramming continues throughout this process until the deed is done and the window has a nice "wooden wax" shine to it.
Jeremy: "Hey Alex, let's go wooden window waxing at the local Stop and Shop!"
Alex: "What a splendid idea, let's go!"
by Icecreaman December 11, 2008
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lighter waving

Holding out lighters and waving them back and forth in the air during concerts.

Recently, cell phones are taking the place of lighters.
They all decided to pull out their cell phones, lighter waving style.
by everlasting May 11, 2006
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