warrant wagon

Term used by cops to describe the crappy cars driven by people who are likely to have outstanding warrants for their arrest.

Stereotypically these vehicles are large American sedans, beatup in appearance and manufactured 20 or more years ago.

Hell no, I'm not driving your car around this town at night.. that thing is a warrant wagon dewd!

by Sethroxx February 12, 2008

Mr Whipples' warranty

An ebay sellers' warranty that is useless.

Legit seller item $100 + shipping $20 = $120 Mr. Whipple item $50 + shipping and handling $70 = $120. Both sellers offer a 90 day exchange buyer pays shipping both ways warranty. Item goes bad Legit seller $20 return + $20 replacement = $40. Mr Whipple $20 return + $70 shipping and handling ( you must pay this to get the warranty service ) = $90 . A lot of buyers would think twice about paying $40 to replace a $120 item, but if they think they are still ahead they will do it. Add in the fact that Mr Whipples merchandise is junk to begin with,a lot more are going to say the hell with it when the cost is $90 to replace a $120 item. Legit seller 90 days starts over again with the replacement item. Mr Whipple 90 day warranty starts with the first item and ends at 90 days. so your warranty may run out before you get the replacement. The rule of thumb is sellers price is twice sellers cost that means the legit seller is out $50 for each warranty replacement, he has good reason to make sure his merchandise will last. Mr Whipples cost is covered in the shipping and handling charge each warranty replacement costs him nothing, he isn't as concerned about the quality of his merchandise.Mr Whipples' warranty is a heads he wins and tails the buyer loses warranty. Check price, shipping costs, and warranty terms before buying avoid Mr Whipple. mikie the yorkie wishes she had.

by mikie the yorkie March 10, 2008

Traffic Warden

The most vile of all cunts.

That Adolf Hitler was a complete fucking Traffic Warden.

by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005

Warrenist

One who follows the religion of Warrenism. World's second best religion, next to Nevillism in my opinion.

Ever since I became a Warrenist, I have this urge to work out 4 times a day.

by InDogWeTrust April 25, 2009

Warrens Hands

The most dangerous weapon in the state of Florida. Must have a full registration to carry. Used to strike fear in the hearts of enemies, it can be shaped into anything the weirder chooses.

Forget these hands... I protects myself with Warrens hands.

by Chief Longshlong December 9, 2019

Warlen

whale size vagina

you have a warlen.

by iwanttogofast2 November 11, 2010

Warrenese

When your friend has slurred speech and typewritten jaw from partaking in too much alcohol and cocaine.

I don't understand the guy at the bar he is speaking warrenese.

by Valeriekc July 23, 2011