harry potter wand

Magical, like the unicorns in the sky...

Harry Potter Wand is magical, I turned into a frog because of it.

by Put a Banana in your ear January 2, 2017

1.800.wanda

The funniest and most perfect mutual (one of my favs😈) she’s amazing gorgeous 🙌🙌

Person: who is the best mutual on earth?
Me asf: @1.800.wanda 🦶

by thorsleftbicep June 6, 2021

spam.com.wandavision

one of the swaggiest tiktok accounts run by one of the swaggiest aries to ever exist. she posts great edits and great content. she is also one of the best people to talk to and hang out with if you know her irl. i also highly recommend getting married to her (-her wife).

have you heard of spam.com.wandavision?

yeah! i heard she’s really swaggy!

by florencesmessybun June 19, 2021

Mrs. Wanda

A very fat bitch that once broke a chair by just sitting on it

She really Mrs. Wandaed tbe chait there

by KarenTheGreatFucker April 27, 2020

wand

to wand someone is to have an inappropriate sexual relationship (usually teacher-student).

derived from the book harry potter.

ron: snape was wanding harry. thats so fucking disgusting.

hermoine: its better than dumbledore and malfoy.

ron: thats true.

by carlaandchloe September 5, 2007

wand

a narrow glass cylinder with one rounded end, which is heated over a flame and used for smoking purposes

a wand allows a pot-smoker to enjoy all the benefits of marijuana, without inhaling the disgusting butane from lighters.

gather 'round, one and all, the wand is hot and ready!

by iheartdoobies June 16, 2006

waldini

Large white mammal with pasty complexion. Usually found pontificating on some banal subject to a group of bored listeners.

I walked in to the pub last night and there was some dude having a waldini about something. Bored me senseless.

by DeWilberto January 13, 2008