the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.
Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go
by moodybluesman April 1, 2009
Get the phone-keys-walletmug. You: My <slightly old cellphone> is unable to check email. It says "Can't connect" using Wifi or 3g, or whatever, but other accounts I have work just fine, and altogether it works like a charm.
Wallet Warrior: You should buy a new phone at <big fancy mart-shop>.
Wallet Warrior: You should buy a new phone at <big fancy mart-shop>.
by tristezo2k December 18, 2012
Get the Wallet Warriormug. by mummazumbe November 14, 2014
Get the Drop a brown walletmug. by It's Too Cold December 12, 2009
Get the Catholic Walletmug. used to tell someone that they cant do something, usually when that something is rather..obsurd and supernatural. such as, using your powers as a level 2 druid to create a barrier of trees, when everyone knows you have to be at least a level 11 to even cast a basic barrier spell.
by jedi magknights January 18, 2005
Get the not in my walletmug. Referring to the Seinfeld episode where George's wallet was so overstuffed with junk that it made him sit at a tilt with it in his back pocket; forcing him to even it out by stuffing his other back pocket with napkins. Eventually, the wallet exceeds maximum density and explodes on the street in a shower of cash and receipts.
by Zagnut103 December 1, 2007
Get the george costanza's walletmug. by Drit12345 September 27, 2010
Get the soggy ham walletmug.