Shard wagon

A vehicle which tweakers drive around while high on meth (usually a later model peice-o-shit with chipping paint)

Oh here comes kyle on his shard wagon...

I can't get in that shard wagon there's girls around...

by smile your gacked December 6, 2010

slop wagon

gringo chuck wagon or choke n puke truck brings gedunk to factory workers...

Hay, slop wagon is here! Now we can eat, cardboard pizza, choke n puke hot dog's, hot coffee, man its better than sos shit .....

by itichie_nocanpo October 20, 2006

glutton wagon

a large SUV or pickup truck that gets poor gas mileage, especially when used as a status symbol

You know, you wouldn't pay so much for gas if you didn't drive that glutton wagon everywhere.

by MicroTD October 17, 2008

dutch wagon

The mobile version of the Dutch oven, usually done by the driver who can lock the windows.

Last night, driving home, I gave my wife the worst Dutch wagon!!

by Grayskull June 29, 2016

bitch wagon

The bitchiest of people. Specifically people that ask for nudes/ send unsolicited nudes. Also a bitch on a wagon, is that a female dog or a bitch of a person? You decide

That guy is a total bitch wagon. Can’t wait till he falls off the face of this flat earth

by Bitchwagon26 May 30, 2019

Jerk Wagon

A person that has issues getting an erect penis after doing cocaine.

I can't have sex with Bam because he is a jerk wagon.

by Notlivng22 January 28, 2018

Wagon wheeler

Groupies that are skinny and hang out at BBQ joints in hopes of finding married men, brisket, and free rolls.

Did you see that wagon wheeler yesterday, she looks like she could use a chopped beef sandwich and a good time...lol

by Sandman1978 July 24, 2017