Shard wagon

A vehicle which tweakers drive around while high on meth (usually a later model peice-o-shit with chipping paint)

Oh here comes kyle on his shard wagon...

I can't get in that shard wagon there's girls around...

by smile your gacked December 6, 2010

glutton wagon

a large SUV or pickup truck that gets poor gas mileage, especially when used as a status symbol

You know, you wouldn't pay so much for gas if you didn't drive that glutton wagon everywhere.

by MicroTD October 17, 2008

whiner wagon

State of constant complaining, bitching or nagging. Usually accompanied by a negative attitude and a melancholic temperamant.

That bartender is always riding the whiner wagon and never gets off or shuts up.

by messyjessy54 June 30, 2008

powder wagon

The act of not wanting to use cocaine anymore!

I saw Nic at Nighttrips last night and he had that look on his face like he had fallen off the powder wagon and would be motor boating a stripper momentarily!

by Joenokc May 14, 2016

bullet wagon

A red volks wagon polo used by members of Early Warning when travelling to team meetings. The car travels at high speeds often defying the laws of physics and sat nav estimated time of arrivals. The bullet wagon is an essential asset of Early Warning, and the members in particular take great pride over its well being.

Stack: How are we getting to durbs' 21st?
Hales: I think we'll have to take the bullet wagon
Stack (and others): Bulleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

by A. Hale January 9, 2009

Gape wagon

An Ambulance whose crew being bent over and dry fucked by dispatch.

We had to staff the gape wagon today while everyone else on shift did their best impression of what firefighters really do.

by Dispatchers ditch pig August 28, 2021

Wagon wheeler

Groupies that are skinny and hang out at BBQ joints in hopes of finding married men, brisket, and free rolls.

Did you see that wagon wheeler yesterday, she looks like she could use a chopped beef sandwich and a good time...lol

by Sandman1978 July 24, 2017