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Wagner PMC

The Wagner PMC is a private military company that is primarily associated with the failing state known as Russia. The Wagner PMC comprises several delusional neo nazis, severely unfit combatants, and overall, pretty shitty people. The PMC retaliated against its big daddy Russia after not receiving any ammunition, and well because they are pretty shitty at what they do and are too pussy to blame themselves. They ended up failing miserably and their 700-year-old fatass leader and founder, Yevgeny Prigozhin got fucked in a helicopter crash and died.

After Yevgeny Prigozhin died, Wagner was pretty much disbanded, having many of their soldiers absorbed into the Russian military or were relocated to Belarus.

It's safe to say the absolute eye soar Wagner once was is no more.
Russian Soldier: "Hey bro why is that Russian soldier carrying a nazi flag? And why the fuck is his aim so shit?

Other Russian Soldier: "You buffoon! He's a Wagner PMC unit, the incompetent and shitty PMC Vladdy Daddy sent to help us fight Ukraine!"
by femboygold June 9, 2024
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Wagerfluffler

A Wagerfluffler is an absolute, horrendous, disgusting, absolutely gut-wrenching, person who is so foul, so vain, that those people need their own separate word just so that the world may be somewhat cleansed of their incompetence in life.
You goddamn waggerfluffler
You should go to hell Wagerfluffler

Fu** you waggerfluffler
by Why yes June 9, 2024
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We just got Wagnered and made it out alive!
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Wagger

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Normal people:”shut the fuck up you inbred wagger”
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Wagger

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*somebody sees a furry* "That dirty fucking wagger. I hate waggers.
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half wager

the smaller portion on the "wager origin" derived from his parents...
big wager got game half wager got skin
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