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Pronounced: way-ger
An amazing last name of a small family. Very uncommon, the Waghers are hilarious people. They do not have popular last name "WaGner", and if you get that right the first time they'll love you forever.They protect their own to no end. If you are a dear friend of a Wagher, and someone talks shit about you, said Wagher will most likely punch them in the face (if they are male) or publicly humiliate them verbally (female). The Waghers have two opposite sides. They either adore you, or want nothing to do with you. The Waghers worry too much and loose focus easily, but they're good people.
No way man, she's dating Josh Wagher.. he'll kick our asses, he loves that girl!
Wagher by Ouchi3C00chi3 January 24, 2011
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Wagner Middle School 

A shit ass school where the teachers are just annoying, senior slut day exist, people are either smoking blunts or juuling or having sex in the bathroom. OR MAYBE EVEN the fun fires every single fucking month.
I go to Wagner middle school
Ew I go to east side middle school
Aww shit you’re lucky
Fuck off Michelle
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Brody Wagner is the name of an ancient king who rode on top of two rhinos well going into battle. He is known to be the creator of fire and coined the phrase Rashashandai and Rondo Jonzo.
"Man this camp fire is so warm" the man said. "Well you can think Brody Wagner for that" the woman replied.
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Kurt Wagner Productions 

Kurt Wagner Productions is a production company founded by Kurt Wagner from Continental, OH in 2012.
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Mr.Wagner 

Mr.Wagner is a perverted gym teacher that has gone to court for sexual harassment. Mr.Wagner somehow has not been fired from his job at a middle school. Rip to all female students.

Washermashen 

The practice of being involved in intercourse on top of a washing machine while the female mashes potatoes
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Washermashen by Coliflairhoward July 18, 2016

Flash Washer

A Flash Washer is someone in your office that briefly runs their hands (sometimes just fingers) under the water after using the restroom. Basically stating that their restroom activity did not warrant a soap and warm water hand washing.
I'm not eating anything that Donna brings to the pot luck on Thursday, she's a Flash Washer.
Flash Washer by GorgeousPC August 24, 2013
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