by Brian Mahaffey July 31, 2009

Something so hilarious, that it not only causes you to "Roll On the Floor Laughing", but it also rhymes with waffle! What fun!
by The Jokerrrr August 16, 2009

The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.
It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.
It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.
After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.
by Professor Shitzngigglez December 23, 2008

a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same waffle which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the waffle must consume it, thus eating a waffle which is soggy because of everyones semen
by mike November 13, 2003

Reece - "Adam said he was going to America this week,"
Lana - "Dont believe anything he says he's been chatting waffle!"
Lana - "Dont believe anything he says he's been chatting waffle!"
by Lanaxreece March 13, 2017

"I went to jump in the shower after Steve had finished only to find that fuckin' waffle stomper had left shrapnel all over the floor"
"You waffle stompin' son of a bitch!"
"You waffle stompin' son of a bitch!"
by bdams19 from hoboken December 14, 2008

A more family-friendly definition of the famous song WAP (Wet Ass Pussy). Mainly used for when your parents ask for what it means
by yourmumsgay69 October 26, 2020
