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Single Wound

A woman who will not let a man enter with his penis. Therefore her only viable orifice is here vagina.
Man, Sally won't let me put it in her ass.. That cunt is such a Single Wound.
by Skidgod August 26, 2019
mugGet the Single Woundmug.

Wound to spring

When there is built up potential energy on the verge of becoming kinetic.
Don't mess with him today, he's "wound to spring".
by TheAmericanVerb June 12, 2022
mugGet the Wound to springmug.

geek wound

Cuts you get on your fingers when working inside a computer.
Person 1: Dude, is that the fifth geek wound this week?

Person 2: Yeah, I tried to pull a drive bay cover off by sticking my index finger in the index-finger sized hole in it. Those stamped metal parts have razor sharp edges!
by broc119 April 25, 2010
mugGet the geek woundmug.

Wound Care-ist

A medical professional who specializes in bitching about referrals for goute-related disease and other types of wounds
Watch out, man. The Wound Care-ist just got another referral for a "gout wound" and he is having a total meltdown.
by vasking November 26, 2009
mugGet the Wound Care-istmug.

Wounded Warrior Projecting

V.)

1.) An action that occurs when a keyboard Warrior is hit with information that contradicts every single one of their claims causing them to say some of the stupidest shit seen on social media.

2.) Something a keyboard Warrior does after you prove them wrong, usually resulting in them being highlighted in a future Rob Gavigan's "why would you put that on the internet?" video.
Okay "BelleDaphineisBae420XXX" you claim iguanas can fly after you feed them a solid amount of reefer.. but I just showed you a dozen videos proving otherwise.

No I'm not a mayonnaise drinking necrophiliac. You can stop Wounded Warrior Projecting now..
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
mugGet the Wounded Warrior Projectingmug.

wasted and wounded

I can't believe they didn't let me onto Jackass 4, I feel so wasted and wounded.
by king_D_ February 27, 2021
mugGet the wasted and woundedmug.

hatchet wounde

A girls vagina that is so gross it looks so gross like a hatchet wounde. similar to something from chainsaw massacre.
she was hot, but her vagina looked like a hatchet wounde.
by green starfish June 5, 2010
mugGet the hatchet woundemug.

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