YIPPIE! Delaney is a nice caring and amazing girl that is very spontaneous and trustworthy. SHE WILL HAVE YOUR BACK NO MATTER WHAT. No one can seem to get rid of Delaney because she is always there at the right moment. She can always hold a conversation and is Avery happy person. She is adventurous and if you have an extra skydiving ticket, you should defiantly take her! Overall Delaney Wolf is a true friend.
by schlarv March 29, 2018
Those crusty kids in elementary school who pretended to be wolves, they would jump around, and bark, and howl, and it was really weird.
by Sneaky Salamander June 25, 2021
Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.
On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.
On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
by vyking68 January 13, 2017
When you get drunk and throw up into someone's mouth then have them throw that back up into your asshole, then have then either shove their dick up your ass or tongue punch your fart box, all while both parties are wearing wolf fursuits.
by PlexPlz March 13, 2017
by scorcho25 December 07, 2014
Joe: Hey I totally poked the wolf last night!
Sam: No way! Who?
Joe: Sarah
Sam: Wow! Doesn't she shave?
Joe: It was No-Shave November.
Sam: No way! Who?
Joe: Sarah
Sam: Wow! Doesn't she shave?
Joe: It was No-Shave November.
by GravityFallsNoMore March 27, 2015
Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.
by mrwiggles1 February 08, 2018