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Westerning

The act of going to a Fish and Chip shop at lunch (or indeed any time of the day). in order to "western" there should be at least three people and copious amounts of salt and/or ketchup must be added.
Boy A: Where you going at lunch?
Boy B: I'm westerning with Boy C, Boy D and BOY E
by Middle-class liberal softy September 19, 2009
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Western Bacon Cheeseburger

When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit
"I just pulled a Western Bacon Cheeseburger on my girlfriend"
"Nasty"
by sonic12576 August 3, 2016
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Western

Something the direct opposite of cheap, such as for most Asians, America is actually east of them but is still called "Western food".
Hey you remember that Western food we ate last week? Wasn't that pretty expensive?
by pork out of meth May 24, 2023
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Western Jesus

A weird kid. He always thinks everyone likes him. He usually goes on the dark web to buy weird stuff.
Jake: He’s acting like a Western Jesus.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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western style tug

The act in which a woman attempts to tie a lasso around a man’s penis, while they attempt to escape from them
Janet you really got me with that western style tug last night.
by G.t Harp April 6, 2024
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The western plastic fetish

for some reason the western people are obsessed with plastic, plastic lawns, packaging, water bottles, boobs, plastic surgery, plastic children's toys, plastic pipes, phones, plastic computer cases, plastic shipping boxes, name something they buy and I bet you there's a plastic version. these fucks have an obsession with taking oil out of the ground and turning it into inorganic polymers. This is what making 5 cents more per unit sold does to a motherfucker.
Yo fuck the western plastic fetish that single use plastic shit is making a huge fucking mess.
by BeatMeatRepeat November 17, 2022
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Western Wall

You've got to have a good relationship with it

you might not get to stare at it for too long

yet its guaranteed to do wonders in your life
Western Wall is the holiest place you put your prayer requests there
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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