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Westerning

The act of going to a Fish and Chip shop at lunch (or indeed any time of the day). in order to "western" there should be at least three people and copious amounts of salt and/or ketchup must be added.
Boy A: Where you going at lunch?
Boy B: I'm westerning with Boy C, Boy D and BOY E
by Middle-class liberal softy September 19, 2009
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Western Bacon Cheeseburger

When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit
"I just pulled a Western Bacon Cheeseburger on my girlfriend"
"Nasty"
by sonic12576 August 3, 2016
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western poopy dick

When doing anal in the position reverse cowgirl, your significant other shits on your dick. Therefore giving you the Western Poopy Dick.
God Kara gave me a Western Poopy Dick last night. Made a huge mess
by ShrimpyMcgee July 2, 2022
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Western

Something the direct opposite of cheap, such as for most Asians, America is actually east of them but is still called "Western food".
Hey you remember that Western food we ate last week? Wasn't that pretty expensive?
by pork out of meth May 24, 2023
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western skillet

When you contract pink eye from a dirty testicle to the eye.
I got a western skillet when I agreed to a one night stand with Chris.
by Thatkyguy September 28, 2019
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Westernism

The opposite side of orientalism where instead of westerners glorifying or obsessing of eastern culture to the point it becomes a stereotype (like japan with anime) not knowing the faults of the countries like laws and work conditions.

Glorification of the Western world despite its own faults too, past events like world colonization of countries, slavery, genocide, and never went through the harsh living in the world and even Eastern Europe during ww2 and the iron curtain.

There is also another form called slavophile which instead of the western world it is the the former soviet union and other slavic nations.
Orientalism is to Japanese or Korean cultural obsession as Westernism is to British or French cultural obsession.
by Doctor Whomst'd've what? March 4, 2025
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Missouri Western University

A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.
Damn you went to Missouri Western University this weekend? Why’d you do that to yourself?
by Boof lord September 20, 2019
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