The most Welly of all Nelly's who will give you the willy before you can say diddy. Also a hot ass fucking ginger who will teach you how the system has fucked you over backwards and sideways.
by WolfnWellyINC August 7, 2024
Get the Wellsted mug.A person, usually an American, who's identity and politics are based on the "Wellness Bible", i.e. a set of politically correct ideas related to exercise, health, fat acceptance, etc.
Kelly, a typical Wellness Bitch, can't go out to brunch because the restaurant doesn't have any vegan gluten free options.
by Joan Breibart February 23, 2024
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Get the wellsnap mug.A term colloquially applied to an individual who meticulously avoids carbohydrates, strategically manipulates nutrients, and leverages their dietary choices as both a political statement and a testament to their superiority. This person often believes their eating habits not only contribute to personal health but also significantly benefit the environment, thereby asserting moral and ethical high ground based on their consumption patterns.
Claire is such a Wellness Bitch! She won't come out with us to the Italian restaurant because everything has gluten and nightshades in it.
by Joan Breibart March 13, 2024
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“I’m in a state of wellenspoch after hearing that Florida banned ‘Humpty Dumpty’ for being ‘too woke.’”
“I’m in a state of wellenspoch after hearing that Florida banned ‘Humpty Dumpty’ for being ‘too woke.’”
by Nonexistent Bidets March 24, 2024
Get the wellenspoch mug.A Wellness Bitch is a phony person who is “passionate” about “holistic” health and wellness. Fat or thin, but all eating dis-ordered if they don’t have one of the FIVE official Eating Disorders, they regurgitate marketing talking points in a cultish manner so as to elevate their own sense of self and appear pure and ”good” while they binge on “bad” foods.
Kathy is such a wellness bitch, she won't go to Shake Shack because they don't have gluten free buns.
by Joan Breibart September 8, 2024
Get the Wellness Bitch mug.A guy who is SUPERRRRR freaky. Like he is a real freaky frog. He’s also lwk gay sometimes but only w the homies. He’s most likely in love w a baddie named Brooklyn.
by goonerboi47373 January 18, 2025
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