Chad : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad's Wife : Mmm! Oh Chad I love when you stick your big cock in my mouth early in the morning!
Chad : Well why don't you march your cute little ass into the kitchen and make me some breakfast!
Chad's Wife : Oh Chad your so sweet i'll be right back!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad : Mmm! Oh Steve I love when you stick your big cock in my mouth early in the morning!
Steve : Well why don't I just feed you some breakfast as well!
Chad : Oh Steve your so sweet! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad here's your breakfast! WHAT THE FUCK! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : God Damn't Bitch you spilled food all over the carpet! CLEAN IT UP NOW!!!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy! (Wink)
Chad's Wife : Get your god damn cock out of my face you bastard!
Chad : Don't worry Steve i'll suck it some more!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad's Wife : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Chad's Wife : Mmm! Oh Chad I love when you stick your big cock in my mouth early in the morning!
Chad : Well why don't you march your cute little ass into the kitchen and make me some breakfast!
Chad's Wife : Oh Chad your so sweet i'll be right back!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad : Mmm! Oh Steve I love when you stick your big cock in my mouth early in the morning!
Steve : Well why don't I just feed you some breakfast as well!
Chad : Oh Steve your so sweet! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad here's your breakfast! WHAT THE FUCK! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : God Damn't Bitch you spilled food all over the carpet! CLEAN IT UP NOW!!!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy! (Wink)
Chad's Wife : Get your god damn cock out of my face you bastard!
Chad : Don't worry Steve i'll suck it some more!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad's Wife : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
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Oral sex which results in wakening from sleep.
Derived from the Roman city of Pompeii, which is known for its rampant prostitution and sexual debauchery.
Oral sex which results in wakening from sleep.
Derived from the Roman city of Pompeii, which is known for its rampant prostitution and sexual debauchery.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "How'd it go with that girl from the party last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great! She gave me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call this morning and then made me bacon and pancakes."
Guy 1: "Nice!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she makes the best pancakes."
Example 2:
Girl 1: "You two left the party pretty drunk last night, how'd it go?
Girl 2: "Neither of us remember the night, but the morning was horrible!"
Girl 1: "Why? What happened?"
Girl 2: "I thought he was giving me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call, but then I realized he just passed out with his face between my legs."
Guy 1: "How'd it go with that girl from the party last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great! She gave me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call this morning and then made me bacon and pancakes."
Guy 1: "Nice!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she makes the best pancakes."
Example 2:
Girl 1: "You two left the party pretty drunk last night, how'd it go?
Girl 2: "Neither of us remember the night, but the morning was horrible!"
Girl 1: "Why? What happened?"
Girl 2: "I thought he was giving me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call, but then I realized he just passed out with his face between my legs."
by G. I. Love August 14, 2009
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by brianfixxx September 28, 2008
Get the wake and spank mug.A spin off of the term "Wake And Bake" (which refers to waking up and getting high) The term "Wake And Cake" refers to waking up, and and getting your cake ($$$) up
by BobbyMiles September 7, 2011
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Student 1: "Did you hear about that fight at East Wake High School?"
Student 2: "Did you hear about East Wake High School's latest NHS project?"
Student 1: dumbfounded...
Student 2: "Yeah, didn't think so. Get a life."
Student 2: "Did you hear about East Wake High School's latest NHS project?"
Student 1: dumbfounded...
Student 2: "Yeah, didn't think so. Get a life."
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by axolychee November 26, 2021
Get the waney mug.The act of a male dipping his member in garlic butter or other means of garlic flavored liquid and softly tapping it on a woman's face to wake her up. Can also be referred to as a "garlic facial".
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