vegetarian surfboard

An outdoor bodysurfing orgy involving sprouts, carrots, and a good time.

"We surfed her veg all night"
"Yeah, it was a real vegetarian surfboard"

by sproutgirl April 13, 2014

Vegetarian

People that eat grass.

Vegetarians are uncultured bastard fools.

by Ardevreisibatfemei November 10, 2018

vegetarian librarian

A comedic way to say a lesbian.

Hey dude did you go out that cute librarian yet ?
Hell no, man she's a vegetarian librarian. She's likes women.

by DUFF GIRL June 18, 2014

Vegetarian

people that don’t like meat, therefore can’t get dick and are probably lesbian

bro hiw was that date?

horrible she was a vegetarian and didn’t want my meat

by livvielife21 January 14, 2019

Weekday Vegetarian

An approach to adopting a more plant-based (flexitarian, semitarian, demitarian, reducetarian) diet. Involves restriction of meat/seafood consumption to the weekends and only eating vegetarian-permissible foods the 5 weekdays of every week. Additionally, weekday vegetarians sometimes endorse/promote using seafood consumption to cut down meat-consumption (especially red meat consumption) on the days meat is eaten.

Is often (but not always) used as a tool to slowly transition to a fully vegan, vegetarian or pescetarian diet pattern.

“My son kept failing or quitting the vegetarian diet because he felt too restricted and overwhelmed. He now does the Weekday Vegetarian diet to limit his intake of animal products and is maintaining it a lot more easily.

by IbreathAir November 3, 2022

Vegetarian

Lifestyle with a great moral to bring as least harm to the nature as possible.

- Hey dude, I ordered veggie pizza and I have chicken in it!

- Oh.. mate you better return it back!

- nah I’m vegetarian, it’s not about simple no meat lifestyle, it’s about bringing as least harm as possible to the world! I cannot return this pizza, it will be a waste.

by Smart Raccooon August 21, 2018