grain valley

Little whores who think they are so much better than everyone, they bully people till they have depression and anxiety. They think they are so rich if they go to north and poor if they go to south. They are stuck up little bitches

So you go to grain valley

Yeah?

Which one?
North

Oh, stuck up bullying Bitch

by Imawhoreatgv May 9, 2018

twin valley middle school

Twin valley middle school is a horrible place to be. Everybody makes you feel like trash. Half of the people there are idiots and have no clue what anything means. The other half make stupid, inappropriate, jokes. None of the guys are even close to good looking. None of the girls have a chest. All of the soccer players eventually date each other. They send nudes and then brake up. All of the guys fight and the girls start drama. Rumors spread. Secrets get out. Twin valley middle is literally hell on earth.

twin valley middle school is horrible.

by Get off me. March 7, 2019

putnam valley

a rural town located about 1 hour north of new york city. there is absolutely nothing to do here except smoke weed outside delis and walk around aimlessly. the town is run by morons constantly brag about how great pv is.

10% goobers
15% white trash
25% potheads/alcoholics
50% delirious old people

and 100% bored-ass individuals.

goober: putnam valley is the most bootiful town in the world...look at dem purdy lakes.

white trash: yo niqquh I wished I still lived in the bronx

potheads/alcoholics: lets go blow some trees and then buy beer at the deli bro.

old people: no school budget!

by thisdudeoverhere August 18, 2011

pine valley middle school

a little piece of oakland in the very white san ramon. basically looks like and jail and basically is one. half the staff are homos, the kids pretty much have no lives. some drugs but no good ones. most kids can't wait till cal high so they can do good drugs like cocaine. most kids are either trying to be bwhite, black, or something that they're not, cause the streets of san ramon are so tough.the school counselor thinks that everyone entering the offic is on drugs and suicidal and she's pretty much right. if someones not being suspended or expelled, ther're blazing up in the gym so the can. pretty much the worst experience that you'll ever have. took out the soda this year...like thats gonna help, most of the kids are on drugs not caffine. the kids aren't very bright and they get shorter every year. do not go there if you have the choice, you will regret it.

adult: are you feeling ok
student: no i'm high
adult: oh well, as long as you don't killyourself...can i have some
student:uhhh...
adult: hold on let me get my lover

by we're not kidding March 26, 2005

Scalley Valley

a term used when talking about Merrimack Valley High School; referring to Merrimack Valley as scum

I hate Scalley Valley

by hahahaha75 January 28, 2011

Valley Joe

Slang term for Vallejo, home to famous bay area rappers mac dre (rip), e-40, turf talk, ect. A key city to the hyphy movement

Shit, I didn't know e-40 hails from the Valley Joe

by Adub721 January 21, 2009

Moraine Valley Community College

Also known as Moron Valley, is a half-ass college that was founded in 1967 and is located in Palos Hills, Illinois in the southwest suburbs of Chicago. If you live in the southwest suburbs of Illinois and don't go away to a four year university then this is where you usually end up going. The main campus is nestled in the Cook County forest preserves.

John: You goin' away to college this year? Chris: Nah bro I'm going to Moraine. John: lol you're going to moron valley? Chris: Dude it's Moraine Valley Community College. John: Sorry professor.....lol

by Dave_shrimp August 25, 2010