Tweeting

The act of painting ur dick red like a worm, then shoving ur junk completely inside of birds nest full of baby birds, resulting in six little blow jobs

Logan scurried up the tree to go tweeting after a long day of school.

by wyattthepro April 8, 2024

tweet high

The moment you start tweeting and can't stop

When someone is on twitter whether on a phone, computer, etc. and they write a tweet then another and soon they are addicted and keep tweeting. That is, until their high wears off.

suzy: "OMG I am blowing Twitter up right now Because I am on a Tweet High! This could go on all night."

by Waldo The Giant February 9, 2014

Tweeting Tragedy

An instance in which an individual who tweets on a regular basis thinks of an inspiring and authentic tweet; however in the process of going to tweet this inspiring thought, the individual forgets what he/she was going to tweet

Today, I logged onto Twitter then had a tweeting tragedy.
He thought of something incredible to tweet, then had a tweeting tragedy.
I saw someone else's tweet then had a tweeting tragedy.

by DanDoellion August 17, 2011

Tweet Hoe

A tweet how is somebody who tweets a lot on twitter in one day.

"Ive been tweeting a lot today. I'm a tweet hoe".

by Royces_Bunny October 16, 2019

Tweet as a nut

Normally face to face. When someone shouts out "Oy oy! Top Banana! Ow am ya ? I reply with "Sweet as a nut". mate

Online just now using 'Twitter'. Someone wrote.

How is all our tweeters today?
"Tweet as a nut"

by Top Banana a True Grafter November 30, 2009

Tweet o'clock

The time period when the Shepherd usually tweets.
Tweet o'clock is between the hours of 10:30 and 11:30 pm EST.

Holy shit it's tweet o'clock!!!

by yumad112233 November 12, 2022

Tweet guilt

The feeling one has before or after tweeting about something self absorbed and good for nothing more than gleaning attention. This feeling is usually exaggerated after a twitter user has read the june issue of wired that describes people that practice such 'twittering' as tools.

I'm laying off twitter until I can focus on tweeting for the good of humanity, instead of myself. I'm so full of Tweet guilt now.

by planet_chainsaw June 30, 2010