Turtle Boy refers to a statue in downtown Worcester, Ma of a boy either riding or "riding" a large sea turtle.
According to the city of Worcester and those few souls left in this town with a degree of snobbishness, the boy is riding the turtle.
According to anyone who passes by it and looks, the boy is fucking that turtle and the turtle is giving one hell of an "o-face!"
Proponents of the riding theory point to the fact that the boy, while naked, has his penis hidden by the turtle.
Proponents of the "riding" theory point to the fact that yes, the penis is hiden...in the fucking turtle.
While the turtle is making an "O-face" the boy is smiling slyly and smacking the ass....er shell I guess.
Strangely enough, the statue was made by the same guy who did the Lincoln Memorial in DC....which makes me think something is seriously sick about the Lincoln Memorial in DC.
According to the city of Worcester and those few souls left in this town with a degree of snobbishness, the boy is riding the turtle.
According to anyone who passes by it and looks, the boy is fucking that turtle and the turtle is giving one hell of an "o-face!"
Proponents of the riding theory point to the fact that the boy, while naked, has his penis hidden by the turtle.
Proponents of the "riding" theory point to the fact that yes, the penis is hiden...in the fucking turtle.
While the turtle is making an "O-face" the boy is smiling slyly and smacking the ass....er shell I guess.
Strangely enough, the statue was made by the same guy who did the Lincoln Memorial in DC....which makes me think something is seriously sick about the Lincoln Memorial in DC.
There is no way that the statue is anything other than a boy fucking a turtle. Everyone who sees Turtle Boy knows that it is a statue of a boy fucking a turtle.
By the way....this is no joke, seriously, Worcester has a statue of a boy fucking a turtle
By the way....this is no joke, seriously, Worcester has a statue of a boy fucking a turtle
by Thropy April 07, 2009
Omnipotent supreme being. Creator of all. Looks like a horse with a turtle shell wrapped around its body, wears a crown to signify its dominance. has flames shooting out of its rectal cavity, no reason has been explained. very skilled at many different things including making sandwiches. Killed the dinosaurs because they ate his big bowl of cream cheese. The only time it has cried is when Scar killed Mufasa in the Lion King. Horse Turtle invented x box live among many many other things (everything, random facts are funnier than simply stating everything). Horse Turtle is also Bowsers brother in law. Was a one time member of the APA.
by BBrown08 March 30, 2009
by brybry123458 October 06, 2005
Military or construction worker slang for when one person slams his helmet on another persons helmet while on their head.
by Jolecage June 19, 2008
The excess meat of the female genitalia that dangles outside of the vagina. Looks much like the meatish part of a turtles neck.
A womans enlarged labia that has succumbed to being protruded outside of the female genitalia; usually is derived from hardcore and savage intercourse.
Also is called Beef Curtains, Meat Curtains, and Bloodhound Lips.
A womans enlarged labia that has succumbed to being protruded outside of the female genitalia; usually is derived from hardcore and savage intercourse.
Also is called Beef Curtains, Meat Curtains, and Bloodhound Lips.
Bradon: Hey is she alright? it looks like she took a brutal railing from a couple african folk.
Adam: Yeah her Turtle Meat is out of control, its past her knees and can almost be compared to Lindsey's.
Adam: Yeah her Turtle Meat is out of control, its past her knees and can almost be compared to Lindsey's.
by I Jurcough January 25, 2009
a gay turtle, (homosexual). very very VERY homo turtle that is a turtle. preferably gay and a turtle. (use this insult to destroy a gay turtle)
by Faggot Turtle December 10, 2020
A gutsy attempt at completing some ill-advised feat of physical dexterity. While the attempt will most likely ultimately end in complete and utter failure (with the participant on his/her back, feet and arms in the air, like a TURTLE turned upside down), the fact that the feat was attempted in the first place will be celebrated.
What makes it a TURTLE-MOVE is an extremely low chance of success and an almost assuredly high rate of personal injury.
What makes it a TURTLE-MOVE is an extremely low chance of success and an almost assuredly high rate of personal injury.
"Man.... that attempted 180 on the tightrope was a real TURTLE-MOVE!"
Can also be used as a warning to others - "Be careful out there.... no TURTLE-MOVES"
Can also be used as a warning to others - "Be careful out there.... no TURTLE-MOVES"
by 71spud August 07, 2009