Taking a dump in bed and trapping your partner in the sheets - like a Dutch Oven....with extreme prejudice.
by Zwolski January 1, 2011
Get the Turkish Oven mug.the citizens living in the country Turkish Republic. They are generally blamed for something in every year, and really suprised by their neighbours "creativity" on causing problems.
moslim turkish girls are taught not to have sex before marriage, but most of them, especially in Istanbul, dont care about it.
moslim turkish girls are taught not to have sex before marriage, but most of them, especially in Istanbul, dont care about it.
by sheeva June 18, 2006
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The repetitive snap-back jerking movement a vehicle makes when its driver reflexively returns momentary attention to the steering wheel while simultaneously text-messaging and driving, narrowly avoiding a ditch, then a parked car and finally a pedestrian.
Derived from "texting" and "jerking".
Derived from "texting" and "jerking".
"Do you see that terking menace? I thought the driver was having an epileptic seizure until I saw him engrossed in his cell phone."
"Whoa, get out of this lane. Terker on your left."
"Whoa, get out of this lane. Terker on your left."
by Hang up and Drive December 9, 2008
Get the terking mug.A nickname for cannabis, thought to of originally started in Dorset, England. To let other users know they must not talk about cannabis openly.
Examples of Turkish maid:
I want to hire a maid- i want to buy some cannabis.
Is the maid wearing perfume - is the cannabis sprayed or unsprayed.
I want to hire a maid- i want to buy some cannabis.
Is the maid wearing perfume - is the cannabis sprayed or unsprayed.
by Mellow Yellow420 August 18, 2009
Get the Turkish Maid mug.When a girl has intercourse with many different male partners vigorously, creating a puss and sperm filled jello-like substance that brews inside the female's meat flaps. Once nice and warm, the female then releases the goo onto one lucky male's chest, hereafter referred to as "the Turkish Omelette."
To complete the act of the Turkish Omelette, the other male partners share the Turkish Omelette in equal portions until it is all gone.
To complete the act of the Turkish Omelette, the other male partners share the Turkish Omelette in equal portions until it is all gone.
by Glimpze740 July 2, 2008
Get the Turkish Omelette mug.A sex act whereby immediately following orgasm, the satisfied partner shouts "victory!!" and then immediately tasers his/her partner with a stun gun
Justin: Why did you buy a stun gun? Its not even a dangerous neighborhood around here.
Kristen: Its not for protection. Its for turkish victory.
Justin: What's that?
Kristen: After a dude makes me cum, I hop off his weiner, scream victory, and taser him right in the balls
Justin: Wow, thats some sick shit
Kristen: Turkish victory my friend
Kristen: Its not for protection. Its for turkish victory.
Justin: What's that?
Kristen: After a dude makes me cum, I hop off his weiner, scream victory, and taser him right in the balls
Justin: Wow, thats some sick shit
Kristen: Turkish victory my friend
by roofman August 11, 2009
Get the turkish victory mug.The act of pretending to give someone a handjob, waiting until they start to take their pants off and then kicking them in the balls and stealing their wallet.
When my uncle met a nice lady at Bingo night he thought he was going to get lucky until she turned the tables on him with a Turkish Handjob.
by Jerkbox February 19, 2010
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