trickett

The king of all kings, used to describe something realy amazing or someone

Wow thats so trickett
Your so trickett

by jordan trickett May 21, 2007

Fudge Tracks

The remnants of an explosive fecal event, leaving liquid shit remains on the rear of the victim's trousers. Usually associated with a night of binge drinking.

"Whoa...Dugan, why are you in my kitchen with no clothes on..?"

"I need to use your washer and dryer dude, I have fudge tracks in my pants"

by the Zenith September 26, 2008

Trickerizer

When a person of which you are in a relationship with makes a statement that tends to imply you are failing in the relationship.

One should note that it tends to be a female act, though rarely males have also used it.

Example 1.
Female: "What movie would you like to see?"
Male: "I want to see Transformers!"
Female: "Oh, I was hoping to see The Notebook, but thats fine too."

Male: "God damn it...Trickerizer..."

Example 2.

Male: "Hey babe, Im going out with my friends tonight!"
Female: "Oh... Okay, well have fun I guess."
Male: "God Damn it...Trickerizer..."

Example 3.
Male: "Hey we should play Halo tonight!!"
Female: "Oh... I was thinking we should watch a movie with my family, but sure we can play halo..."
Male: "God damn it...Trickerizer..."

Example 4.
Male: "Hey babe, lets go to a handcuff party!"
Female: "So I can see you get handcuffed to some slutty girl and hit on you?"
Male: "Its not like that, Im sorry, Okay we won't go..."
Female: "No no, its okay, we can go... for you.."
Male: "God damn it...Trickerizer..."

by Swarmed November 24, 2009

Trickle Down Theory (non-economic theory)

The theory that a male standing in front of a urinal--no matter how much he squeezes, pulls, pushes, wipes, or waits--has a 100% probability of urinating after he has already pulled up his pants and finished relieving himself. Being a theory, it is impossible to prove, but the experience of billions of men of all ages and throughout all time have almost made the statement a truism.

Alex (while relieving himself in front of a urinal): Hey, didn't Reagan say taxing the rich less would mean more jobs and economic opportunities for simple folk like us?

Ken (while relieving himself in an adjacent urinal): I think so. Well, hey, he gave it his best shot. Now hurry up, we're going to be late for the foreclosure hearing. (Zips up.)

Alex: Alright. (Zips up, then feels a trickle of liquid go down his leg.) WTF?? Damn you trickle down theory (non-economic theory)!!!

Ken: Haha. Got you again, huh? Looks like I was one of the lucky ones. (Feels a trickle down his leg) MOTHER#$%^*@!!!!!!!!

by Ryno247 October 20, 2013

Shrimp Trick

The Shrimp Trick is the act of trickery whereby the perpetrator rips off the head of the condom (like a shrimp) and continues to use said condom, now rendered ineffective. The outcome is a facade of safety, shrouded in the dark truth of useless condom and an enjoyable roust.

Matt loves to use the Shrimp Trick! Matt's used so many shrimp tricks he could be a master chef at Benihanas!

by #Honey Badger January 27, 2012

FUCKING FOR TRACKS

the act in which a male or female has sexual intercourse in exchange for a hit record or "track" in which the fee for the hot song is some type of sexual satisfaction.

Man did you guys know that ole girl is fucking for tracks now, she really wants to make it big in the music business.

by ifuck4tracks March 24, 2009

Invisible Rope Trick

To pwn passing motorized vehicles (and even retarded pedestrians) by 2 people standing on opposite sides of the road and pretending to pull a "rope" across said road. Cars will usually stop and an awkward situation will occur.

Carl: Dude, lets go narb on some cars by doin' the invisible rope trick.

Carl Jr: Hell yeah!

by Bulbach0d3 August 14, 2010