The Traveling Mugs

Probably, the most amazing band to ever emerge from West Milford, New Jersey. Band is made up of, Keith, Zach "The Dick" "The Manager" Shiz, Jesse, Kevin and most recently Andrew. The band's debut album "Gurl You Lookin' Snazzy" was released to mymusicstream.com in November 2010 and was a local success! It included hits such as: "(I Can Do The) Frog Jog, a cover of Ke$ha's hit song "TiK ToK", "It Was His Brother - The Sheriff", and the hit song that sweeped West Milford like a forest fire from hell! "Awwh Jobie Whatchu' Doin' Dog?"

The band is currently working on their second album, slated for a late April release. The name of the new album will be The Traveling Mugs Presents: A Rabid Bear Let Loose In A Nursery. It will be the most amazing album in the history of the music industry!

They get the BA-BA-BA BITCHES!

Boy: The Traveling Mugs, are without a doubt the most electrifying band in all of music. They are so hardcore, yet sentimental, yet kick ass, yet inspiring. They are going to change the world with their sick ass beats and their brees and their squees.

Chick: Dude bro, I know. When I listened to their album...my head exploded with awesomeness. And they have a kickass Manager.

by Shiz The Dick The Manager March 9, 2011

Time Traveler

A woman who appears to age as she gets nearer to you.

I thought she was 21 from the other side of the club, but after I walked up to that Time Traveler, she had to have been at least 42.

by g.f.y. February 3, 2010

Time Traveler

For the sensitive people out there: Someone who is “disadvantaged”. For those of us who have a sense of humor: Someone who is born with Autism of any kind, Downsyndrome (AKA Downy), or any birth defect that would classify them as mentally retarded.

We were going to sit down at lunch, but then my friend said, “No wait, that’s the Time Travelers’ table”

by A.L Teacher May 30, 2018

travel accessory

a sex toy disguised as an common everyday item so that when luggage is scanned or inspected by a TSA agent at the airport it is not obvious you are traveling with your vibrator or dildo.

My favorite travel accessory is my vibrating rubber ducky.

by happy_traveler February 11, 2005

Time Travel Poop

A poop where the pooper feels that little time has passed while doing the deed but in reality a long time has passed. or vice versa

Billy: Where have you been for the last ten minutes?

Joe: Has it really been that long? Must have been a time travel poop.

by Opi071694 June 2, 2011

Time Traveler

One who posts about past events on social media sites in order to:

1) Insinuate he or she is better than you
2) Feel better about him or herself

Time Traveler example: "In 2013 I bought a house, met the man of my dreams, got accepted to law school and moved to Denver. Here's to an even better year in 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by ajreag December 31, 2013

whos' your travel agent?

who did you get the 'drugs' from? (or not)

used when one is acting crazy, irrational (used by jack webb on drug 'dragnet' (blue boy?) 1967)

a suggestion that one might be "tripping" or high on something

guy going 'wild': whos' your travel agent?

woman seriously pms-ing: whos' your travel agent?

snide remark by 'straight', 'case-hardened' conservative:

whos' your travel agent?

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011