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Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder

The overwhelming feelings of anxiety and panic that insue upon waking the day after Christmas. Typically related to buyers remorse, over eating,empty bank account and the pile of dirty dishes waiting to be washed in the kitchen.
Jamie: " Amy I don't know what to do! I've put on 10 pounds, my kitchen is a mess and I checked our bank account on line and we're in overdraft! To make matters worse, the Kindle Fire I paid $250.00 for is on sale...... half off!"

Amy: " Damn girl, you better call a shrink. Sounds like your suffering from Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder."
by cheer1 December 26, 2012
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juanz trail

The aftermath or secretion a stripper may leave upon a patron's pants or shorts after providing a lap dance in the club.
A guest or patron in a strip club may leave the club only to later find out that the exotic dancer may have leaked or provided a trail of stripper juice upon the patron's pants or shorts thus leading to ridicule by all the patron's friends: "ha ha, you have the Juanz Trail on your pants" or "Dude, you have been givin the Juanz Trail". This kind of trail is more common in the southeast, texas, southwestern states and Mexico.
by grgmoney October 5, 2013
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Vivian Tran

She's THE abg. The special type of asian girl who loves going to clubs, partying, raving and drinking with friends. Loves to get boba and shop. Usually wants to be a instagram model, influencer, or bartender. Always has her makeup done and has her fake eyelashes.
Why are there so many Vivian Tran's at this party?
by aznpride1738 June 1, 2020
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Pocket Trader

An individual who trades stocks almost exclusively via their smart phone device. Typically an amateur with no professional trading experience.
These damn pocket traders are moving the market!
by JPPALM22 June 16, 2020
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Coochie tratt

A formation in the vagina caused by constipation or a long period of no sexual activity, can be identified by a tighter vagina and a slightly off posture, usually slightly leaning forward
Yoooo that girl looks like she has a coochie tratt
by Allen Tratt January 15, 2021
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lay one traumatic

A bowel movement which causes extreme mental and physical anguish
Aidan: Are you alright mate? You look a bit pale and shaken
Tom: I just laid one traumatic
Aidan: Oh... I'm sorry

When you lay one traumatic there is a chance you might never completely recover
by jimmybarton August 29, 2009
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Fox Trap

A good-looking girl who is very pretty and has a nice body, but possesses horrible, scraggly looking teeth.
Julien: "Man that Jane chick from Spanish class has a great body. I think I might ask her out"

Cameron: "Yeah she does, but there's one problem"

Julien: "What she's russian?"

Cameron: "No she's a fox trap"

Julien: "Dammit that's even worse"
by SteelShark398 September 12, 2011
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