Tourettes

A "medical excuse" for people to curse out random people in public with no consequences.

Bob (Tourettes): "Bloody hell, your wanker is probably equivalent to a fish's left tail-fin."
Random: "What did you say to me?"
Bob (Tourettes): "I have tourettes so it's ok."

by nerraD001 March 12, 2018

tourettes

Tourettes is a Disorder where you make involuntary Movements or Noises. I have it and its NOT fun. It can harm. Example: I have a tic where I tilt my head aggressively and it causes neck pain.
It is NOT attention seeking.

Person A: “Haha! _____ has Tourettes they’re such an attention seeker!”
Person B: “Shut the fuck up man.”
Later, Person A gets taught about Tourettes

by howdoihavesomuchdisorders September 5, 2023

automotive tourettes

A condition that encourages random outbursts aimed at the homeless, ugly, or disheveled from a moving vehicle. Usually insults are brief and to the point, in order to frustrate and anger the innocent bystander. Unfortunately, by the time they think of how much they want to hurt you, you are far down the street, hopefully not at a red light.

"AWWW, GROSS"
"AHAHA FAG"

"guy, seriously, stop your fucking automotive tourettes, you're gonna get shit thrown at my fresh whip."

by big jc October 3, 2006

Pain Tourettes

When you're in so much pain that you can't stop f**king swearing

person 1: "F**K, my f**king back is in so much f**king pain, the c**t!"
person 2: Dude, got a case of Pain Tourettes?

by matt19291 December 31, 2022

Sorry Tourettes

When somebody will constantly say sorry for no apparent reason

P1: (Bumps over P2’s drink). Omg I’m so sorry!
P2: Oh no, you’re good. It’s alright.
P1: No, it was wrong, sorry
P2: No, for real, you’re good
P1: Ok. Sorry, I’ll let it go
P2: Omg…
P1: Sorry! I have Sorry Tourettes

by NoVanity July 29, 2021

Photoshop Tourette's

The uncontrollable urge to create a photo in Photoshop after someone mentions "it would be cool if..."

"It would be really cool if someone added a Starbucks cup to the Iron Throne in 'Game of Thrones'."
"Damnit, Andrea! You just set off my Photoshop Tourette's! Now I have to go make that!"

by czehner May 10, 2019

Taylor Tourettes

When random unstopple social outbursts of Taylor Swift lyrics result in social awkwardness and/or exclusion.

“So as I was saying, Julia was being so irritating, I can even believe-“
“BUT I GOT SMARTER I GOT HARDER IN THE NICK OF TIME”
“You have a bad case of Taylor tourettes”

by Droppingmycroissant May 4, 2018