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Mirty tasher

Shallow dirty Females in their mid 30s tinder smashing younger guys for free food on dates.
Haha I wander if garry understands he is being taken by a mirty tasher for that lunch
by Louik August 2, 2019
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Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019
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English Tosser

An arrogant wanker from England is an English Tosser
An arrogant wanker from England is an English Tosser
by Big Willie Wallace February 16, 2020
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Bell Tosser

A queer, or a man who likes men.
GABE: dude my brother called me a dick sucker and hurt my sexuality!

MOM: oh shut the fuck up you bell tosser!
by Bill Wurtz July 21, 2020
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Fox tosser

A Karen often found out in the wild harassing service workers just for the fun of it. Will often scream at the 19 year old cashier until the cashier cries to make them self feel better about their own shitty life.

-Fox tossing was a sport played by aristocrats in the 17th and 18th century in Central Europe. To play, couples lined up opposite a long piece of cloth and woodland creatures were set loose to scamper through. When one ran across your cloth you’d pull it and send the fox flying into the air, hence “fox tossing.”- Karens harassing service workers because it gives them some sick pleasure to walk all over them and treat them like garbage has the same energy as “fox tossing.”

Henceforth, a Karen harassing service workers = fox tosser
Did you see that entitled Karen in front of us Starbucks? What a fox tosser, just because her order wasn’t perfect. Get off your high horse, you damn aristocrat.
by Lavender’a Ghost September 6, 2020
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Turquoise Tosser

Someone who arselicks the awful bus operator Arriva.
"at least it's some improvement", that's exactly the type of phrase only a Turquoise Tosser would say!
by NETransport November 17, 2020
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Holiday topher

When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher
Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher
by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021
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