Toilet Texting

When texting is done on the toilet.

"He sent me 20 texts today which is odd. He hardly ever texts and said he had the runs."
"I think he was toilet texting you."
"Gross!"

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

Toilet Whore

One who frequently uses other people's toilets or bathrooms as to not stink up their own.

Ben - "Hey guys, my toilet is clogged again, and when I called the plumber the line was busy so I was wondering if --"

John - "Not after what you did last time you toilet whore!"

by rsmith1724 September 14, 2009

toilet greaser

Hand-job given (or received) in a truck stop restroom with a random trucker you met on the CB radio while on the road.

Hey truckers...heading out eastbound on I-10 for next 3 days. Honk & flash high-beams if you're up for a toilet greaser. (Doug Stanhope)

by stinkyapples April 29, 2014

Toilet Trout

A close cousin of the Stray Dave with all the staying power but none of the bouyancy. a Toilet Trout sits on the bottom of the pan developing am orangey-brown "halo"
Can sometimes be shifted by "Tout Tickling" - urinating at high pressure to break the trout down into flushable pieces

that toilet trout must've been there ages, look at the size of the halo!!

by Simon January 19, 2004

toilet bruises

a brown spot left in the toilet by a turd recetly flushed. Occuring most often after a long night of mixed drinks.
toilet bruises have also been found in bus and train stations as well as households.

my in-laws decided to leave me some memories of last night in the form of toilet bruises before leaving town on the bus...

by buttfcker14 March 18, 2010

Toilet Baby

A crap so large it resembles a crowning infant. Stitches may be required to reassemble the anal port.

After Thanksgiving I had a toilet baby that was so large, I was in poop labor for 3 hours.

by Benicio Del Torro April 11, 2009

Cum toilet

A person that is used for a semen depository or disposal receptacle in one or every orifice by one or multiple partners.

She is a real cum toilet or Me Mike and Dave used that bitch for a cum toilet

by El Heffy March 19, 2010