Strawberry Waffle

The act of ordering a sissy ass menu item and acting like your still a man.
Joel are you ordering that strawberry waffle again? Gosh your such a woman!
by Brian Mahaffey July 31, 2009
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Rofl Waffle

Something so hilarious, that it not only causes you to "Roll On the Floor Laughing", but it also rhymes with waffle! What fun!
Haha, what a funny joke! Rofl Waffle!
by The Jokerrrr August 16, 2009
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Belgian Waffle

The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.

It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.
After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.
by Professor Shitzngigglez December 24, 2008
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soggy waffle

a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same waffle which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the waffle must consume it, thus eating a waffle which is soggy because of everyones semen
last night i played soggy waffle, not once, not twice, but thrice
by mike November 14, 2003
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chatting waffle

Reece - "Adam said he was going to America this week,"
Lana - "Dont believe anything he says he's been chatting waffle!"
by Lanaxreece March 14, 2017
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waffle stomper

noun- someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to crush it down the drain with their feet
"I went to jump in the shower after Steve had finished only to find that fuckin' waffle stomper had left shrapnel all over the floor"

"You waffle stompin' son of a bitch!"
by bdams19 from hoboken February 02, 2007
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Waffle Belly

A NASCAR fan who leans against the chain link fence to get even closer to the race.
Look at that waffle belly down there! He's almost though the chain link fence!
by The_Swampfox July 11, 2011
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