Kebab legs

When a girl's thighs are so fat they resemble the lamb meat on the rotisserie at a kebab shop.

Guy A: You got with that girl last night?

Guy B: yeah she looks alright from the waist up, but she's got big old kebab legs!

by Shouldbeworking22 May 16, 2014

Stallion Legs

When someone’s legs are huge and muscular like a stallion horse

Damn boi u have some great stallion legs

by ASMR/CAM GIRL November 13, 2018

poodle leg

A large fluffy line of cocaine. From Irvine Welsh novels (Trainspottng)

I cut up a couple of poodle legs from the gram I got from Begbie

by Slackr002 June 22, 2016

Haggis legs

When an overweight woman attempts to look attractive by wearing tight yoga pants that are a bit too short.

The results make the legs of that woman resemble a Haggis due to being narrower at the top where the pants are and the bottom is also narrow at the foot while the rest is larger because it's not compressed in the tight yoga pants.

This isn't a medical issue.
It may be caused by fast food or any unhealthy diet but may also occur before and after child birth.

This phenomenon is popular in the mostly in the United States and United Kingdom.
And can sometimes be seen across the world wherever land whales roam the land and tight yoga pants exist at reasonable prices.

Douche example:

*whistles loudly*..Look at that.....Those are some fine haggis legs.....I'm gonna tap dat!

In a conversation:

Friend 1:Your girlfriend has a serious case of haggis legs.

Friend 2: Not as bad as yo mama!

In the street:

Excuse me mam but your haggis legs are scaring the children.

by Lardladtheturd October 2, 2014

Leg muffins

When girls wear to the combat boots with leggings and tie the laces to tight so it creates a leg muffin. Kind of like when you buy pants that are too small but you will wear them... It makes a muffin top... But these are leg muffins

Damn girl look at those leg muffins.

She is wearing those boots to tight

by Saffronrae September 19, 2014

Leather legs

Someone with very thick skin on their legs

She was akways out in the sun which caused her to have leather legs

by JAMES BRADY June 27, 2017

spagoodle legs

When a woman rides on a huge johnson and it makes her have so many multiple orgasms that they have spaghetti legs and noodle legs at the same time.

I rode that monster so long it gave me spagoodle legs.

by Dannyg247 January 18, 2017