neopian times

A collection of the most boring stories ever written. The authors root through dictionaries for hours trying to make their stories sound mature (failing). There's also an editorial where Neopet Staff try to cover up for all the senseless freezing.

Guy #1: What are you reading?
Guy #2: Neopian Times
Guy #1: *yawn*

by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts August 10, 2006

Good Times

1. a catchy phrase to complement great/humerous moments.
2. an imperturbable and reserved way of expressing delight in ones actions.

hahahahahaha, sigh... good times.

by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

square bear to the max times a million

someone who has no friends.

An example of a square bear to the max times a million would be sam gordan.

by JessiD December 9, 2007

fuck me in the ass hole three times in a row

usually said out of anger or when pain occurs.

(steps on rock) "FUCK ME IN THE ASS HOLE THREE TIMES IN A ROW"

by Gracie Lou Free Bush February 15, 2017

National kiss your girl 20 times

January 15 is national kiss your girl 20 times day

Today is national kiss your girl 20 times day so you kiss your girl 20 times

by I love booty January 15, 2020

awk. times 10

a word used to describe something that is beyond awkward.

Girl 1: "Hey, are you gonna have you boyfriend meet your whole family tonight?"
Girl 2: "No way, they'll just embaress me, and it will end up being awk. times 10!"

by cool story bro(: July 12, 2011

good times

A phrase made-up by the Loveline god Adam Carolla, also star on The Man Show, and Crank Yankers. Means something good happened.

When i funked donnys mom it was good times.

by Generikal.com April 28, 2003