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rofl tickets

When someone is seriously "bringing the lulz" and making people laugh either on purpose, or by being laughed at.
"I was laughing so hard! You should have been there. That guy was selling rofl tickets."
by Stevie Vedmore February 27, 2008
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Algonquin Trout Tickler

The act of catching a river trout, than returning home to clean it. After cleaning one than wraps it in a new paper for later use. When the female returns home the male entices here to the bed room. Sex begins and eventually have the female switch to a reverse cowgirl position, while she isn't paying attention remove said trout from newspaper and begin hitting her repeatedly till she leaves... than fry trout for next days lunch...
Mike: Hello Steve
Steve: Hey Mike! Would you like to grab a beer tomorrow?
Mike: No, I can't I am fishing for trout tomorrow so I can give this new girl the "Algonquin Trout Tickler", that will end all talks of moving in together!"
Steve: Wow man, you most defiantly should have Tickled her the first time so she knew you weren't that type of man who actually lives a with a woman!!!
by ChocolateEmu September 10, 2010
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nigger trickery

any poorly thought out plan intended to deceive others in order to accomplish the tricker's goal. More often than not, these plans fail miserably.
Person 1:

hey whats that over there?

person 2:

:looks and turns back to see person one going through his brief case:
What the hell do you think you're doing? You're nigger trickery won't work on me.
by JB Biff August 20, 2008
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thigh ticklers

1)giant sideburns that creep down ones face and are overly bushy
2)bushy sideburns used to tickle girls thighs while giving a female oral pleasure
when ken went down on me last night his thigh ticklers were like wooo!
by lindzshartpants August 4, 2005
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Blood is thicker than water

The ties that bind are stronger when it comes to family than people outside the family (e.g., friends, colleagues, strangers, etc.).
Blood = family (though not necessarily related by blood, such as husband and wife)
Water = non-family
1) "Don't trust anyone outside the family. Blood is thicker than water. Never forget that."

2) A man wakes up from a coma to find all of his family around him. Man: "Where are all my friends? They said they would be there for me no matter what!"
Nurse: "I suppose it's true what they say: blood is thicker than water."

3) "Why did this man's friends show up to his funeral, yet none of his family did?"
"Well... I guess water is thicker than blood!" (the opposite can also be used for dramatic effect)
by Skeptikai March 23, 2013
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rib tickler

Used in the comedy Off Centre starring Sean Maguire. The telling of how funny a joke is.
by stuey2805 April 3, 2005
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Tickler

One that which tickles. A male or female that uses fingers or other instruments to cause a tickling sensation.
Also known as a 'Ler
Bart is a great tickler because Annette was more ticklish when he stroked her bare soles.
by Barton March 17, 2004
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