Gape wagon

An Ambulance whose crew being bent over and dry fucked by dispatch.

We had to staff the gape wagon today while everyone else on shift did their best impression of what firefighters really do.

by Dispatchers ditch pig August 28, 2021

Jerk Wagon

A person that has issues getting an erect penis after doing cocaine.

I can't have sex with Bam because he is a jerk wagon.

by Notlivng22 January 28, 2018

hood wagon

A group of ghetto friends who follow behind you while you look for girls.

"Don't worry girl, that's just my Hood Wagon following us."

by 66thave August 3, 2015

felony wagon

any car or truck (usually from the 80's or 90's)that has a fake tag,no insurance, blacked out windows. and the occupants are wanted,and there is marijuana,cocaine,crack and usually some type of weapons. usually frequent trailer parks and the ghetto. that is a felony wagon.

damn, check out that felony wagon that just pulled in the gas station

by beansandtaters March 1, 2013

bullet wagon

A red volks wagon polo used by members of Early Warning when travelling to team meetings. The car travels at high speeds often defying the laws of physics and sat nav estimated time of arrivals. The bullet wagon is an essential asset of Early Warning, and the members in particular take great pride over its well being.

Stack: How are we getting to durbs' 21st?
Hales: I think we'll have to take the bullet wagon
Stack (and others): Bulleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

by A. Hale January 9, 2009

powder wagon

The act of not wanting to use cocaine anymore!

I saw Nic at Nighttrips last night and he had that look on his face like he had fallen off the powder wagon and would be motor boating a stripper momentarily!

by Joenokc May 14, 2016

dutch wagon

The mobile version of the Dutch oven, usually done by the driver who can lock the windows.

Last night, driving home, I gave my wife the worst Dutch wagon!!

by Grayskull June 29, 2016