Loyd's Tire

A Loyd's Tire is a type of practical joke as well as a right of passage for teenage boys. A piece of cardboard is duct-taped to a car tire which then makes a fwop-fwop noise like a flat tire. The story goes that a guy named Loyd who lived in Kansas taught his two sons this when they turned 13, Loyd then instructed them to spread it to two of their friends when they turned 13. The only rules about Loyds Tire is that you must be 13 to know, you must NEVER do it to a parent (a rule made by Loyd himself), and you must spread the knowledge to two people. Since then the Loyd's Tire has spread to all corners

"Dude, Charlie's uncle thought he had a flat tire but it turned out Charlie had just turned 13 and learned about Loyd's Tire."

by da bous July 4, 2012

Fat Tired

When you eat such a large quantity of food that you dont want to do anything that takes effort

After I came home from the buffet I was fat Tired

by Overthinkingit September 20, 2017

Tired Cossack

Tired Cossack is a guy with an album coming out December 3rd call Hocus Pocus. He spans different genres and celebrates Slavic superstitions

Damn I gotta listen to that new Tired Cossack

by Stivpalace November 23, 2021

backup tire

When a person has plans with someone else but makes plans with another in case the original plans don't work out

Christian wanted to go to the movies with Shelbee, but he has plans with mistie the backup tire

by VagtasticDaddy March 26, 2017

tire butter

Tire butter is the lubricant for tires that’s also for your ass.

“Make sure you wipe off all the tire butter when you’re done”
- John James

by Johnbutter April 3, 2021

spare tire

the girl you are talking to for no other reason than in case all your other ho-contacts suddenly turn cold on you. the spare tire in this case would be installed and ready to satisfy your sexual desires

Greg: Man, why you talkin' to Juanita? She's fuckin nasty!
Harold: She's my spare tire, you know, just in case...

by OPPuknoMe May 16, 2007

wet tire

Urinating on the tire of someone's horseless carriage.

"Hey, Matt, if I get to the lot before you, I'm going to wet tire your car!"

by Nips O'Herlihy December 1, 2005