The toilet paper you put in the bottom of the toilet before you take a dump. Effectively prevents Poseidons kiss.
- Did you experience the kiss of Poseidon while pooping?
- no, I used Caligulas shield for stealth and protection.
- no, I used Caligulas shield for stealth and protection.
by Zokster September 20, 2018
Get the Caligulas shieldmug. A defense mechanism that occurs when presenting a hypothetical to a friend who attempts to find unintended loopholes that skirt the main contention of the hypothetical in which you respond by including as many guardrails as possible in an attempt to plug up said loopholes.
Oliver: Would you date your crush if she had a really big mustache?
George: Yeah, I could literally just shave the mustache off.
Oliver: No you can't, she has a mustache shield.
George: Duuude stop mustache-shielding!
George: Yeah, I could literally just shave the mustache off.
Oliver: No you can't, she has a mustache shield.
George: Duuude stop mustache-shielding!
by Guy616 November 18, 2025
Get the Mustache-Shieldingmug. by Didlofaggins January 17, 2020
Get the Matthew Shieldsmug. Tattererd ass
by idkidkidk69 December 13, 2016
Get the Grant shieldsmug. A human shield (other) for any type of self-protective purpose ranginging from harmless to lethal attack as necessary.
The nearest physical other human being is selected as the shield indiscriminate of age, race, or gender, and chosen strategically to provide a guerilla warfare tactical advantage momentarily to avoid harm.
The nearest physical other human being is selected as the shield indiscriminate of age, race, or gender, and chosen strategically to provide a guerilla warfare tactical advantage momentarily to avoid harm.
Me: Buddy, there's this fat dude trying to hit on this hot blonde at the bar. Her friends are watching and laughing cause it ain't going well. Seems like they're letting it play out. Poor guy.
Friend: Man, you should go in right now, talk up the blonde and use the fat guy as a shield if anything goes wrong.
Me: And the fat guy would be a great shield for a mother hen too. Yea solid.
Friend: Let's go, I'm coming for the brunette. This'll be easy.
Friend: Man, you should go in right now, talk up the blonde and use the fat guy as a shield if anything goes wrong.
Me: And the fat guy would be a great shield for a mother hen too. Yea solid.
Friend: Let's go, I'm coming for the brunette. This'll be easy.
by Phil6590 February 19, 2020
Get the Shieldmug. by T H O T P O L I C E October 17, 2018
Get the operation shieldmug.